Thursday, 2 June 2016

It's Actually Not Hard to Get By Just Upon a Smile Girl
















MEMOIR OF A SHY GIRL









HE:


I have to be honest,
I can't take my mind off you.




SHE:

That's quite the testimonial.



HE:


Don't mock me,
Young Lady



SHE:

Who said I was?



HE:

Then why don't you ask me out?



SHE:


Because

1. I've left the city.

2. I like to be courted.




HE:

Again? Where'd you go?

I will court the shit out of you.






























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