Sunday, 16 March 2014

Returning Valentines

Memories wouldn't be so bad
if the past didn't get in the way.



Policy 1.2


Wait until at least
St. Patrick's Day 
to return
gifts
from
Valentines



The Adult Break Up


A lawyer type once advised B&D
that after We have an 'adult break up'
We can no longer wear anything
our past love had given us
and ideally it should
be stashed away 
in the 
back of our closet.


Move on 
Let it Go
Get Over It



B&D:

But what about our Tree?
OneLove, gave us a tree
for our Space.

We'd like to keep that.


Lawyer Type:

Wouldn't that be Weird?
Having a XLove's
Tree still
growing 
in 
your
gardens?


B&D:

What are we suppose to do?
Cut it down because it
reminds of our past?



Lawyer Type:

Well when someone says,
'Oh that's a nice tree 
where did you get it?'
Don't say I didn't
warn you.




Lawyer Type Lesson:

We can't 
Ignore
Our Roots


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